Ua like kēlā kaikamahine me Thumbelina! ʻO ia ka pōʻino ma ka pāpālina. A hoʻopaʻi ke kāne iā ia e like me ke kāne me ka ʻole o ke koʻikoʻi. Akā ʻaʻole wau e hele maʻalahi i ka blonde. E hoʻolilo wau iā ia i mea ʻai na nā kānaka a pau e ale. ʻO ka manawa e ulu ai, e ke aliʻi wahine!
I kēia manawa, he mea mālama hale maikaʻi kēlā, me ke kiʻi kūpono, ʻaʻole like me ka wahine me ka bākeke a me ka lole. Makemake au i kekahi mea, inā he wahine u'i e ho'oma'ema'e kapa 'ole. ʻAʻole naʻe e loaʻa i kēlā me kēia kanaka ka ʻaʻa e alualu i ke kanaka ʻōhule e like me ia. He ʻiʻo nui ko ka haku, akā na kēia kahu hale i lawelawe, holoi mua, a laila hoʻomaʻemaʻe. A hana maikaʻi ʻo ia.
Laki ka makuakāne i ka hoʻi ʻana mai ka hana! A ʻo kāna mau kaikamāhine he ʻano slutty, akā ua ʻike pū lākou i ka moekolohe. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole moe nā kaikamāhine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e hana pono i nā mea āpau. Laki ka hoao ana i ka hoki paa no ka hanohano. ʻO kēia mau uʻi ʻelua ka moeʻuhane o kēlā me kēia kāne, ʻike lākou i ka mea e hana ai, ʻaʻole pono lākou i nā ʻōlelo aʻo. Nui ka hauʻoli, hauʻoli nā mea a pau!