I ka manawa pinepine hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā wikiō o nā kaikamahine ʻeleʻele e hoʻopaʻa nei i nā kaikamahine keʻokeʻo, ma ke kumu ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha, no ka mea, makemake nā pranksters keʻokeʻo e holo ma luna o nā dicks ʻeleʻele, heheʻe wale lākou mai kēia hoʻokolokolo ʻana ma kona alo.
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.
I koʻu manaʻo, e Artem, he mea nui ka manaʻo āu i hana ai. He mea maikaʻi no nā kāne.